Well, I guess you’ve been kind of wondering (pondering) where I have been for the last two months (okay, more like two and half but who’s counting?). Huh? What do you mean you didn’t even notice I was gone? Geez, what kind of faithful reader are you? Where’s the love? Where’s the loyalty? Where’s the undying devotion to hang on my every blogged word and chuckle over it for days??  What do you mean I’m not that funny? Oh, I see how it is. A blogger goes quiet for a few months and you just move on to bigger and better blogs. (*sniff*) Didn’t I make you smile? Didn’t I make you chuckle? Didn’t I make you shake you head in complete bewilderment? Haven’t I always been there for you in the good times and the bad? (Why am I suddenly hearing my grandma’s voice doing this blog?) 

What was that? You are deeply and eternally sorry for overlooking my absence and promise to never, ever do it again? You will even pinky-promise to that?? Well, I guess I will accept your apology this time but don’t think for one second I’m going to forget what you said about me not being funny. (And remind me to never rely on you if something really large happens to fall on me and I’m being ravaged to death by wild dogs.  Geez, Louise.)

So do you truly want to know (just nod your head yes) where have I been all this time? Well, I wish I could say I had spent the last two months (yeah-yeah, two and a half) sailing the high seas to exotic places with names such as Bora Bora and Cabo Wabo (what do you mean Cabo Wabo isn’t a real place?).

But that would be exaggerating (lying) and my sister (my moral compass) would tell me I’m going to the really bad place (let’s just say it’s hotter than St. Louis in August) for doing so (like you would believe me anyway).

So the truth is that I’ve been here, there and everywhere with a little of time-traveling thrown in for good measure.

So have I piqued your interest yet?  No?  Well, then I guess you wouldn’t be interested in  crazy adventures involving pirates, crashes, zombies, possessed pumpkins, national television, Rutledge Wood and 160,000+ screaming rednecks.  

What?  You might be a little interested now?  Well, I’m just too tired now to go on.  Plus, I’ve got real work to do.  So run along now and maybe if you come back tomorrow I will tell you more.   ;-P

Toodles,

Angi

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